Really – scams are getting almost believable!

International Monetary Fund (IMF)
1900 Pennsylvania Ave., N.W. Washington, DC 20431

01 – 11 – 26

Dear Beneficiary,

The IMF actively warns the public about scams using its name, as it doesn’t deal directly with individuals for financial transactions. But due to a recent report from our Financial Integrity Group (FIG) to tackle corruption, high rate of crypto-currency scam, money laundering, and Illicit Financial Flows – IFFs), we have decided to deal directly with all affected individuals.

It has come to the notice of the IMF via our Office of Internal Investigations (OII) that most beneficiaries, contractors, and investors within and outside the United States have been defrauded over time by internet fraudsters, con government and bank officials all in the struggle to claim their funds such as loan, grant, inheritance, overdue lottery, crypto-currency and contract funds.

It’s been confirmed by our Financial Integrity Group (FIG) that you’re one of those victims who have been struggling with banks, companies, and government agencies to claim their funds, but to no avail.

You’re advised to acknowledge the receipt of this email and provide additional hint or piece of information about your withheld funds to enable us to work broadly on financial integrity via our Financial Integrity Group (FIG) and get your funds released to you with immediate effect. This additional information may include name of bank, company, or agency where your fund has been held, document of funds in your name (if any), complete names, residential address and valid amount of funds (if no proof of funds available), and amount being scammed via crypto-currency investment or banks (if any).

All additional information should be sent to our Clearance Unit at info@imfhq.org to enable us to proceed with all legal processes of recovering and releasing your funds.

Yours in service,

Approved: Kristalina Georgieva
IMF Managing Director

How did it all start for me?

It was one of these three, I think probably the middle one …

… that kicked off my interest in computing. Of course these were very much analog mechanical calculating machines, and I never got the hang of how to use them however hard I tried in the Statistics Practical labs at UCW Aberystwyth in the period 1969-70, but they did revive my interest in mathematics which I’d had to drop as an ‘A’ Level subject, and soon after, multi-variate statistics became my focus for much of the next 10 years as I struggled to complete (#fail) a PhD.

However, when we went through the induction course and were told that we should sign-up for a course on programming in Wirth’s Algol 60, I didn’t delay. The die was cast, my future was sealed. I spent the next three years learning Fortran IV, then Dartmouth Basic (used on Teletypes) to submit jobs to the Elliot 4130, later a ICL 190x that the Computer Centre had. My data sets were so large I had to submit jobs to the Regional Computing Centre at Manchester which meant I had to work every evening to get the data set correct, then submit the job through a landline (modem connection) so that it ran through the night and returned the job the next day for me to print out the results and prepare my data set, or change the algorithm, for the next nights job. Oh happy days!!! Oh to be so young and energetic again!!!

Later when abandoning my lecturing role at a College of Education I did a MSc Computer Science conversion course at Bradford where I was given a Digital Equipment PDP 11/60 to play with and build my own Disk Operating System (Modos) using another of Wirth’s programming languages – Modula. He went on to develop Ada which was widely adopted in the defence and general scientific community. So that led me into Systems Programming.

I returned to Cardiff in 1981 at what was then South Glamorgan Institute of Higher Education as Systems Programmer for their brand new Prime 500 computer and had to learn a new operating system – Primos, and new programming languages – PLP (as well as using my Fortran experience).

Latterly as computing developed and fighting for time-share and batch-processing came to be a thing of the past – much as mechanical calculating machines had disappeared – I embraced the internet in the early 1990’s. I created the first website for what had become UWIC, and had learnt a fair bit about HTML, and scripting.

It all went downhill from then on as management responsibilities took over and programming became a thing of the past. Of course I do still dabble, but really – it’s way beyond me, as my eldest son tells me on more than one occasion.

Your first/funniest/most awkward/useful encounter with computing, and/or matters digital.

I await your contributions, which I’d like to record. We did something like this once before during Covid times on Zoom, in 2025, and several of us wrote “our encounters” up for Thought grazing.

I wrote the following post …

We had a number of other contributions, from Margaret …

… from David Hughes …

… from Paul de Guess …

… and from Renee …

There were many other amusing and interesting contributions, so we felt it worthwhile to kick the new year off with a trip down memory lane. Enjoy.

Here’s the audio recording. I’m afraid the transcript is far from perfect, and life is too short to go in and edit it …

Digital Archaeology

These were the slides and videos shown in the talk …

Map of the Bay of Naples 1879 Campania

Temple of Apollo, House of Venus in a shell, Bronze statue of Faun, Plaster cast of volcano victim – Crying Boy

Herculaneum

Padre Antonio Piaggio and the Papyri Unrolling Machine for the Vatican

Richard Wilson, Lake Avernus and the island of Capri, 1760 (Tate Gallery)

“Lake Avernus with a
Sarcophagus” 1765
Dionysius

Britain

… and near to Cardiff …

The talk was enjoyed by all who were there. Many thanks Stella.